I’ve had countless conversations with my various foster cats over the years

I feel like cats talk down to me.

Y’all don’t talk to crows!? wtf…

Equals, do you own a cat? They are superiors. Or at least, that’s what they think.

Dude fuck cats. Cats are on the bottom of my list, right next to tiny dogs.

Literally waved at crows yesterday. I’m still waiting for a sign that they’ve accepted me. 🥺

I talk to crows like equals, swim in rivers, and see cats for the childish selfish little bastards they are (i love my little murder hobos)

Don’t talk to cats like equals. That’s arrogant as fuck.

So a local crow has been trying to mimic the local cat’s calls for food. He’s getting better, but the pitch is off.

I talk to the cats like they understand and sometimes it helps. Today I had to strip the bed to clean, and told mother’s cat the process. She only hissed once! Which is much better than her flipping out. She calmed down once the bed was remade and her blanket was back where it should be. She’s forgiven me.

Just bought a bunch of bird seed because a bunch of birds were scavenging in my front yard.

I’m gonna have bird friends soon!

I have a group of crows on my back lawn that im always friendly with and feed but they don’t seem to acknowledge me. There’s no rivers anywhere near me and I do speak to cats as equals but they’re my enemy