This is a hilariously harmless “fucked around and found out” story.

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@neurovagrant wait do signatures actually matter when buying a house?? I always just do some random scribbles, including on my IDs ​
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Yeah when you're borrowing six figures they want to make sure everything matches and nothing can be challenged. The title company literally sent a notary to my apartment with all the paperwork when I bought my condo.
@lackthereof @neurovagrant oh interesting, thanks for the info! Good thing I'll never afford to have that problem ​