I will have my laptop and be available intermittently

https://sh.itjust.works/post/45471350

You fuckers joke, but this is totally not accurate. If your employer is large enough and you’ve got money to hire a lawyer if/when things go wrong, there’s a legally mandated program referred to as FMLA in the USA that gives you the right to 12 whole fucking unpaid weeks of time away from your job if the company that your employer contracts out to handle these things approves of your request and your medical providers properly fill out all the paperwork necessary. So suck it Europe. And suck it Asia. And suck it Africa. And suck it all the other continents that don’t have FMLA.

gives you the right to 12 whole fucking unpaid

unpaid

That’s not really something to brag about. But poe’s law is real, and maybe you’re doing a bit?

IMO The sarcasm is pretty thick in OP’s comment. At least, as an American, I’m picking up on a whole lot of mockery of the red tape that goes along with this “benefit” if you are lucky enough to work somewhere that even offers it in the first place.
European here. I thought the sarcasm was pretty obvious. Europeans online will often take any opportunity to dunk on USA, even if it's an obvious mockery/joke. It's a bit weird, lol.