no banana
First_ThunderLiterally 1984
All Ice In ChainsYes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
What is the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
ddittyWhat is the charge?! Eating Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Get your hands off my penis anus!
SwedneckGet your hands off my spring roll!
ebolapieNo, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
This is democracy manifest!
Health and safety gone mad
First they came for the spring rolls…
Evil KittyActually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LillyPipYou’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
Then I came for the spring rolls
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
MudManI mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard ot argue that it's bad advice.
Other people in the restaurant?
Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?
One to many springs in my bum?
Only thing I can think of is a deep fried spring roll can be pretty sharp at the edges and can tear the delicate skin there.
Snot FlickermanThanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in the ass to keep the country safe!
(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)
donMy spring rolls, my choice.
Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]
[APPLAUSE]
AI or Stupid humans?
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
Funniest meme of the day.
MinnesotaGoddamthe ring isn’t flared at the base that’s why
JesusBecause it means you have to poop out your mouth.
No i have an eating disorder.
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??
IninewCrowJust … just don’t double dip
What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.
Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?
Nobody:
Doctors: don’t
How about don’t put anything in your Anusara unless it was specifically designed to go there
Where’s the fun in that?
designed by who? some god? a scientist? the hillfolk committee for ethics and morality to buttholes and butthole alternatives?
CruxifuxWhat if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?
cylinder.
lol that’s what I thought of too when I wrote that.
There go my weekend plans
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
Ypsilenna GloomvaleAwww, puts them back in the fridge
Hmmmm, leftovers!
Are egg rolls still fair game though?
Why wouldn’t they be?
BluJay320Welp, there go my weekend plans
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.
What about lumpia? Asking for a friend
those are to work your way up to spring rolls which are to work your way up to egg rolls, according to my kinky laotian friend