sorry i'm not going to be able to forgive #ZackPolanski after he apologised for claiming he could give you a great rack through the power of hypnosis alone. other than that no major complaints and good luck to him

#NeverDelete
#NeverRetreat

what do you want zack polanski to do to your tits?

#Poll #BoostsWelcome #GreenParty #UKPol #ZackPolanski #Hypnotits #Tits

bigger 😍
25%
smaller 😩
25%
just firm them up a bit please zack 🤔
25%
keep your hypnotic eyes off my tits 😡
25%
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what an exciting poll, can't wait for Zack to see this.
zack neglected to say if he could make them smaller too but i assume that's just one of the many powers of hypnotism. hope the comrade with the back pain gets some relief soon 😩
all in all it's looking pretty good for the next general election
@floppyplopper he should adjust the sizes of his opponents tits in debates. make them lopsided too. ones a D the others a hefty A, visible but not the same.
@PsyChuan
i think he will be able to win the debates without resorting to such parlour tricks 💅
zack, hope you're reading this mate. just use your amazing powers the next time any journalists give you shit 👍 🔎 👀

meanwhile labour are firmly sticking to their anti-fun line, no tits allowed for anyone 👎

#UKLabour #Boobgate