too_high_for_thisI just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything
𝚝𝚛𝚔What other lies have you told?
Now, now! I’m sure there’s a kernel of truth in there!
CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]Damn it. Why do you have to be so corny?
He’s good under heat.
I heard he cracks under pressure
Only if you butter him up first
jawa22Otherwise he’s just a husk of a man.