What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

The anti pizza index fund line item seems kinda funny.

“Randomly purchase N boxes of pizza near offices with a 65% chance once a month” Assuming pizza is disposed immediately to prevent fraud waste and abuse of funds from an unauthorized pizza party.

I ordered mine with no herring