"sideloading" is a stupid made up term invented to delegitimize installing software.
Heres a bunch of other things I'm doing while "sidestepping" some supposed central authority:
- sideshopping (buying stuff from a store that isn't amazon)
- sidedining (eating or making food that isn't from mcdonalds)
- sidethinking (using my own brain instead of asking chatgpt)
- sidelistening (to my own music instead of on spotify)
- sidechatting (irl instead of online)

#android #sideloading #google #bullshit

@StaticR Eh, the analogy doesn't quite work. When you cook a homemade dinner, you're not interacting with McDonald's at all, but when you "sideload" an app onto your Android phone, it's still Android.

A more accurate analogy would be "bringing homemade food into a McDonald's", which... well, would be banned too.

However, adding your local music library to Spotify, and adding your own local video games to Steam, both are a thing.

The real question is whether Android is a service Google provides to you similar to a McDonald's restaurant (which by sideloading you're illegitimately changing) or a tool similar to a file manager, which can be used however you please.

I'm also on your side obviously. It was just a bad analogy I think.

@lianna @StaticR
If you really want to go that way, sidedining would be to bring you own food into a building that used to be owned by McDonalds, before you bought it.
@leeloo @StaticR Android is still a Google product; that'd only be accurate as a metaphor if sideloading was about installing custom ROMs on formerly-Android phones.

@lianna @StaticR
Product sure, but once they've sold the phone, it's not their property anymore.

Hence, bringing your own food into a building formerly owned by McD.

@leeloo @lianna @StaticR uh, actually the correct analogy would be licensing a franchise of a McDonald’s in a building that you own, and then breaking the rules of that franchise agreement by selling or eating food outside the dining standards. don’t license the franchise, i.e., don’t run software you don’t agree with, even if you need it for technical reasons.
@jazaval @lianna @StaticR
No, a franchise is a contract. No matter what big tech wants you to believe, a phone is something you buy.
@leeloo @lianna @StaticR and the operating system that comes installed, is this part of the phone? you own this series of bits and have the right to do whatever you want with them now?
@jazaval @leeloo @StaticR That's the point. So far, yes. We want it to stay that way, rather than Google defining our local copy of an Android operating system as a service they own.
@lianna @leeloo @StaticR it’s not, though. just in the sense that you do not own the order of the words of a book you purchase, you do not own the cleverness of the OS. you own the ink the renders the words, and you own the electrons that represent a copy of that cleverness. The cleverness is licensed to you, not sold.

@jazaval @lianna @leeloo This was actually the point I was gonna get to earlier when I said I'll post something "in a bit".

The difference is a McDonalds franchisee works for McDonalds and represents their brand and sells stuff under their banner, so they have to uphold the expectation what a McDonalds is.

A private person using the android OS themselves does not work for google, does not represent their brand to others so they shouldnt need to uphold the brand's expectations.

@StaticR @lianna @leeloo an agreement is an agreement. you make one when you use software. you can opt to violate it if you like, but that doesn’t mean you get to unilaterally set the terms of its use.

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
I have never agreed to anything to buy a phone.

Sure, I have clicked "agree" on an D
EULA, but that has always been after I have already purchased the phone, and thus legally unable to change the fact that I have already purchased it. It's a scare tactic, nothing else.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna you don’t need to use that software to use the phone though, the EULA has nothing to do with the *phone*. you accept terms to use *software*.

if you disagree, you’re more than capable of just pulling a Terry Davis and writing your own bootloader, kernel, OS, etc. in order to utilize that hardware you now own if you disagree with those terms the software creators set.

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
The software is a part of the phone. Stop spreading 1980'es Microsoft propaganda.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna that’s weird, cause you can completely replace it with all new software without physically modifying the phone at all.

software is just someone’s interpretation of the best way to arrange electrons in a way that represents your intentions. it’s intellectual property, not physical, and is subject to different ownership rules.

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
It's only weird to you because you swallowed the propaganda, hook, line and sinker.

At the time of purchase, the software is part of the phone, no matter what you do with it afterwards.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna despite a very specific agreement written by the rights holders who are licensing it to you?

or do you actually believe software is more legally analogous to a physical series of pistons and less so to a novel or a piece of sheet music?

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
An agreement is a two way thing. Google can't agree me to anything.

@leeloo @jazaval @lianna I wanna chime in and say that any sort of agreement needs to be sorted out BEFORE a purchase or transaction is made. It shouldn't be possible to buy something and then be forced into a contract after the fact.

Usually, the first time you're presented with terms of use is when you first boot up your system after having paid for it so you're basically pressured into agreeing because if you don't you got a brick a brick that does nothing of what was advertised to you.

@leeloo @jazaval @lianna On top of that, those terms of service agreement are usually entirely non-negotiable and written up in such a way to give the company pretty much complete freedom to do whatever they want, including stripping your right to legal action even when they outright break the law due to binding arbitration clauses.
On top of that they can change the terms whenever they want and the new terms automatically apply to you. They CAN actually agree you to new terms and its fucked up
@leeloo @jazaval @lianna You can't really say "its fair because you agreed to it" when the terms are this one-sided and you weren't even given the option to negotiate.

@StaticR @leeloo @lianna 95% of these companies exist because some autistic nerds felt the *exact same way* about something a few decades ago. so they built something from scratch.

it’s “fair” because you don’t have time to reinvent the wheel like they did, and they don’t think you should get rights to tinker with their wheel as if you did. it would make them easier to topple over, using their own creation against them.

@jazaval @leeloo @lianna I feel like terms and conditions that are designed not just to ensure the bare minimum needed for a transaction or service between the client and the provider to take place but to expand beyond that to ensure the continued dominance of the provider over the client (and possibly limit the emergance of competitors) are a good or fair thing. I mean antitrust is a thing and we have that exactly to prevent exactly that sort of deal.
@jazaval @leeloo @lianna Besides that, allowing the user to have agency over the device via installing apps freely or further enabling/disabling functions and features of the OS as they wish has absolutely nothing to do with any of that. At this point what even was this discussion supposed to be about in the first place?
@StaticR @leeloo @lianna of course it is. it’s about what a small developer can provide to those users with complete agency, who only have such agency because they were given it by monolith corp.

@StaticR @leeloo @lianna well EULAs vary, but sideloading covers a number of security and piracy concerns.

the hobbyist days of computing where collaborative behavior was required simply for the end-user experience to exist are over.

this doesn’t make competitive behavior illegal or immoral, it makes you overly nostalgic.

@jazaval at this point you're not even arguing whether it's good or not anymore you're straight up just saying that the good days where you had rights are over get over it.

So I gotta ask, why do you so badly want to have less rights? Why do you want to be forced to use your devices and tools not how its best for you but how its best for some company that contributed part of it? Why do you want a company that profits from you using its app store to restrict you from alternatives?

@jazaval Are you perhaps the one who's nostalgic for the old times where you were a child and had to ask your parents for permission on everything?
@StaticR people have just as many rights as they used to, they’re just choosing not to write as many bootloaders and kernels as they used to. it’s a choice, nobody is restricting them.