@jef Every day the same man walks up to the newspaper stand, stares at all the papers for a long moment, then walks off. Eventually the newspaper vendor gets so annoyed by this behavior he stops the man and says "You come by every day and never buy a paper. Is there something specific you're looking for? Maybe I can help."

"I'm looking for an obituary," the man says.

"Oh, sir, I'm sorry, but those aren't on the front page," says the vendor.

"The one I'm looking for will be," says the man.