"sideloading" is a stupid made up term invented to delegitimize installing software.
Heres a bunch of other things I'm doing while "sidestepping" some supposed central authority:
- sideshopping (buying stuff from a store that isn't amazon)
- sidedining (eating or making food that isn't from mcdonalds)
- sidethinking (using my own brain instead of asking chatgpt)
- sidelistening (to my own music instead of on spotify)
- sidechatting (irl instead of online)

#android #sideloading #google #bullshit

@StaticR Eh, the analogy doesn't quite work. When you cook a homemade dinner, you're not interacting with McDonald's at all, but when you "sideload" an app onto your Android phone, it's still Android.

A more accurate analogy would be "bringing homemade food into a McDonald's", which... well, would be banned too.

However, adding your local music library to Spotify, and adding your own local video games to Steam, both are a thing.

The real question is whether Android is a service Google provides to you similar to a McDonald's restaurant (which by sideloading you're illegitimately changing) or a tool similar to a file manager, which can be used however you please.

I'm also on your side obviously. It was just a bad analogy I think.

@lianna @StaticR
If you really want to go that way, sidedining would be to bring you own food into a building that used to be owned by McDonalds, before you bought it.
@leeloo @StaticR Android is still a Google product; that'd only be accurate as a metaphor if sideloading was about installing custom ROMs on formerly-Android phones.

@lianna @StaticR
Product sure, but once they've sold the phone, it's not their property anymore.

Hence, bringing your own food into a building formerly owned by McD.

@leeloo @lianna @StaticR uh, actually the correct analogy would be licensing a franchise of a McDonald’s in a building that you own, and then breaking the rules of that franchise agreement by selling or eating food outside the dining standards. don’t license the franchise, i.e., don’t run software you don’t agree with, even if you need it for technical reasons.
@jazaval @lianna @StaticR
No, a franchise is a contract. No matter what big tech wants you to believe, a phone is something you buy.
@leeloo @lianna @StaticR and the operating system that comes installed, is this part of the phone? you own this series of bits and have the right to do whatever you want with them now?
@jazaval @leeloo @StaticR That's the point. So far, yes. We want it to stay that way, rather than Google defining our local copy of an Android operating system as a service they own.
@lianna @leeloo @StaticR it’s not, though. just in the sense that you do not own the order of the words of a book you purchase, you do not own the cleverness of the OS. you own the ink the renders the words, and you own the electrons that represent a copy of that cleverness. The cleverness is licensed to you, not sold.

@jazaval @lianna @leeloo This was actually the point I was gonna get to earlier when I said I'll post something "in a bit".

The difference is a McDonalds franchisee works for McDonalds and represents their brand and sells stuff under their banner, so they have to uphold the expectation what a McDonalds is.

A private person using the android OS themselves does not work for google, does not represent their brand to others so they shouldnt need to uphold the brand's expectations.

@StaticR @lianna @leeloo an agreement is an agreement. you make one when you use software. you can opt to violate it if you like, but that doesn’t mean you get to unilaterally set the terms of its use.

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
I have never agreed to anything to buy a phone.

Sure, I have clicked "agree" on an D
EULA, but that has always been after I have already purchased the phone, and thus legally unable to change the fact that I have already purchased it. It's a scare tactic, nothing else.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna you don’t need to use that software to use the phone though, the EULA has nothing to do with the *phone*. you accept terms to use *software*.

if you disagree, you’re more than capable of just pulling a Terry Davis and writing your own bootloader, kernel, OS, etc. in order to utilize that hardware you now own if you disagree with those terms the software creators set.

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
The software is a part of the phone. Stop spreading 1980'es Microsoft propaganda.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna that’s weird, cause you can completely replace it with all new software without physically modifying the phone at all.

software is just someone’s interpretation of the best way to arrange electrons in a way that represents your intentions. it’s intellectual property, not physical, and is subject to different ownership rules.

@jazaval @StaticR @lianna
It's only weird to you because you swallowed the propaganda, hook, line and sinker.

At the time of purchase, the software is part of the phone, no matter what you do with it afterwards.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna despite a very specific agreement written by the rights holders who are licensing it to you?

or do you actually believe software is more legally analogous to a physical series of pistons and less so to a novel or a piece of sheet music?

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna again, take the example of George Hotz, who in high school back in 2007 “siMply waNTEd TO modifY SoFtWARe thaT He ownED On hIS IPhonE” and then oops!

somehow a multi-billion exclusivity deal that AT&T paid for with real money lost tons of value.

yea boo hoo, I get it. nothing of real value lost.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna

but don’t try to naively defend software modification like it’s “writing in the margins of a novel” or “updating my engine timing”, because it’s *just not*. the scale of ramifications gives real merit to the basis for special legal consideration.

@leeloo @StaticR @lianna

if this were the wizarding world of Harry Potter it would literally be the department in the Ministry that comes up with new spells, and you’re trying to act like it’s just any other text or words in that universe.