That's going straight to the hips. A lot of calories in this snack.
That’s an idea for a warming pill just radioactive decay in your stomach giving you extra heat to help with the cold nights

If it’s insulated well enough technically it’s possible

Though you’d need to find a way for it to be stuck in your insides without being ejected. Could always surgically implant it though

If it’s not too hot, or the heat can be made time-release somehow, ejecting it wouldn’t be that bad. It’s probably the safer option medically to have it pass. You could always reuse it.
how about just inductive heating instead of radioactive? RTG -> electric power -> safety cable -> inductive heater -> emptiest calories?
And don’t get me started on heart burn
Is the danger that it will drop and run, that I should drop it and then run, or that if I drop it I should run?

If you are close enough to read the label you should be running away.

If you are holding it in your hand, you should immediately drop it and get away from it. Your hand is probably a loss already.

You should drop it and run away. It may very well be your last run.

“Front towards enemy”

I can never understand if its : “This s the front. Point it towards the enemy” or “point the front at the enemy, this is the back”

Ciudad Juárez cobalt-60 contamination incident - Wikipedia

That’s a sealed source of cobalt 60 which radiates a ton of gamma rays and is extremely dangerous if not handled by specially trained radiation workers with the source aleays being at the end of a pigtail, dosimeters, workers in pairs, and minimum time out of special storage and machines
does exists in Chernobyl too, I think there was a documentary about it too
In Chernobyl’s radioactive zone, a shadow economy thrives

In the years since the 1986 reactor explosion, an illegal economy has metastasised throughout the ‘Alienation Zone’.

Al Jazeera