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Look, I can speak Trumponian:
Bela-bela, cowfefe!
peoplebeproblemsUnfortunately there is no direct translation for the words we are just aware that after a decade of existence in their current form they have successfully been able to form these two words.
The scientific community is all abuzz, as it could indicate the first non-human signs of human language development, if the words do infact have meaning.
Scientists have confirmed that we “are unlikely to find out any time soon as we only have two records of novel language development, and unfortunately, at that rate, humanity will have either transcended the need for audible or written language, or climate change has made the planet inhospitable.”
When the right-wing totalitarian was asked for further meaning behind his words, he shrugged, folded his arms in and proceeded to sit there looking at us angrily like a toddler that was told no more TV.
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It means “white” in several European languages, so while it’s probably not the intended message, it somewhat fits the theme…
Notably russian.
Going on a bit of a tangent: In Russian, «бела» (bela) is the short form of «белая» (belaya) and is almost exclusively used in older literature and poetry. So while both do mean “white”, it’s rare to hear bela in modern everyday speech :)
Yes. I almost added a note that inflections and uses and transliteration makes it not quite match, and it’s just broadly the same word.
(And I don’t speak Russian, let alone lawyer it. I can barely read Cyrillic slowly and recognise a handful of mostly loan words.)
Thanks for the tangent. They’re often the best part of these threads.
in belote (card game), ‘bela’ is the king and queen of a trump suit held by a single player.
Like Trump and Melania being bought together by Epstein?
slothropBella Ciao
str82L Bella ciao ciao ciao
windowsphoneguyBelastend
First covfefe and now Bela
There’s a possibility for a darker meaning for these things.
Similar to how there are some cults that get their members to send blackmail material on themselves to the cult leader. Because if you knew the cult leader had embarrassing nude photographs of you, then you leaving or betraying the cult is less likely.
So, covfefe and Bela could be public proofs of submission from Trump to somebody else. There may be more proof from before this that demonstrates somebody ordered Trump to post these things, and if Trump ever betrayed them, then they could use these to present absolute proof that Trump is compromised and subservient to, for example, a foreign government. But without that proof, it just looks like a slightly embarrassing typo.
my money’s on:
sometimes he doesn’t lock his phone when he puts it in his pocket
sometimes he doesn’t lock his phone when he puts it in his pocket
I would be surprised if he locks his phone at all
He’s absolutely the type of guy to use “1234” or “1111” as his passcode
Incredible! That’s the combination to my luggage!
We know two of his former Twitter passwords were Trump2020! And Trump 2024!
Like, no joke. He’s a fucking moron.
Bella means “wars” in Latin?
A big beautiful war?
What sort of proof could you have that would proove they forced him to type that, other anyone just claiming they did. It also sounds completely unnecessary and pointless.
I think you’re just looking for something that isn’t there, man.
A_norny_mousseI wonder if someone already did that: collect all the typos in all Trump’s Tweets’n’Lies and try to derive meaning from them.
“See, if you put them in this order it says…”
The possibilities are endless. Something about 1000 monkeys with typerwriters.
Except this time, it’s just one monkey with an infinite amount of tweets.
We all know Bela was the real MVP in the Wheel of Time
CrackhappyBest. Horse. Ever. Also, you NERD.
That was where my mind went first!
Maybe he was starting to type Belarus and got distracted halfway through?
Maybe he died while typing it?
Has he tweeted since?
FuglyDuckSo you’re saying… there’s a chance?
Be still, my beating heart!
One can dream
nymnympseudonymGet off the sofa
He wouldn’t just type “Bela,” he would say it!
Perhaps he was dictating
Béla is a beautiful Hungarian name 🤷♂️
Ja, Rod?
Lugosi? Fleck? Bartok? Enquiring minds want to know…
He meant to say Blyat.
Agent Krassinov has difficulties with spelling, okay?
Belaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The signal to his cronies to pull out of the market because he’s doing something terrible real soon
So a day ending in y?
Nope, he’s always been stupid.
sad_detective_manMany such kovfefe 😔
CatZoomiesFrodo: “It’s a riddle. What’s the elvish word for friend?”
Trump: “Bela”
TotallynotJessicaSTFU Newsom you slimy neo-feudalist
You’re not wrong about Newsom being a slimy neo-feudalist, but right now we are allies by necessity.
a very fragile alliance that the other side will be the only one to break
You are unfortunately not wrong.
I believe this isn’t 4D chess in which he makes a snide remark about South Africa again, but Cyril Ramaphosa signed a controversial bill called Bela or Basic Education Law Act where the ANC wanted to give more state control and give less control to school governing bodies, in regards to languages being taught at schools. Many Afrikaners, myself included, ( just Google Pretoria girls highschool of you want to read a rabbit hole of government overreaction) felt this was a ploy to try and exert control to try and dictate which languages should be taught wat school, such as choosing English over native mother tongue languages (like suppressing Afrikaans for example). There are merit and drawbacks to the bill, but even if Trump is obsessed with us white Afrikaners in South Africa (sarcasm), I do not think this is what he meant, and if he did, we would like him to allow us to deal with our own issues through dialogue and democratic methods
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Ah yes. His favorite line from A Street Car Named Desire, just as he remembers it.
Bela!!! Hey, Belaaaaa!
Did Newsom get a new PR firm or something? For about a week screenshots of these stupid in content and satirical in tone tweets have kept showing up on social media.
Are you fucking kidding me. Him throwing Trump’s shit back in his face is so funny. Leave it to leftist to get upset and bored of it the second day.
That up there is aimed at nothing of significance, and not even funny.
Some of them were funny, but if even the bad ones get wide distribution, then it just makes me wonder.
JyekNo he’s just going hard on the offensive because Trump is literally trying to take over the state of California through militant force.
The Donald searching for Bauhaus songs in the wrong app.
Undead! Undead! Undead!
Fuck that shit stain Newsom and his PR team. They did not need to be in this screenshot.