Hypertext emerges from his well to shame the tech industry.

I was introducing a friend to Serial Experiments Lain and when we got to the episode where the Knights of the Eastern Calculus are doing an infodump on MAJIC-12, Vannevar Bush, John Lilly and Ted Nelson, I made a comment about Nelson and my friend said, "Wait, these people are real??" So then I got to tell the story about the time I met him. He came to Netscape to, basically, yell at us for ...

The existence of The Knights of the Eastern Calculus (obviously "λ") implies the existence of the Pages of the Western Arithmetic (obviously "cat sed tr").
I had a thought, maybe I should add "Knight Emeritus of the Eastern Calculus" to my profile blurb. But then I read it and it cannot be improved. There is nothing to add and nothing to take away.
"Oh you went to a VC boot camp? Explain your favorite useless way of converting recursion to iteration by trading stack for heap but dressing it up like math."
In multidimensional dis space I like to think that this is something of a maximum on axes "cold" and "obscure".