Post #CataractSurgery update:

My partner's been meandering through the house all week, alternately opening and closing each eye. She'll stop in front of me, point at the "bad" eye, and say "I need to get this one done too. I should've scheduled to get this one done too." I'm concerned.

All of the fear and apprehension are gone now. If she had five or ten eyeballs, she'd be signed up to get each one of them lasered. She's hooked.

Don't let this happen to you, kids. Once you start getting lasers shot into your eyeballs....