Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.
While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
How to sit on the toilet fabulously
Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.
Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership
Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.
Armless pole dancing.
The name’s Bob… Shishka Bob
A guide to stand like the Trumps
Saddam Hussein’s silhouette yoga.
Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

*fig 3 diarrhea *

“I skipped arm day…”
Homestar Runner in human form
“Brust raus, Bauch rein!” (old german proverb)
“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”
“How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism”
Methods of compensation for lack of ankle mobility.
For some reason all I can see when I look at this is this guy
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Metal Crotch Guy is the nickname of a performance artist starring in a viral video in which he repeatedly whacks a bar with a metal pole attached to his cr

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Herman the worm
And he was this big!
Bro where do you even get all of these weird diagrams
How do I download a gif to my phone? I need this.
Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form
The FitnessGram PACER Test 2025 Edition
Posing as a human
Thalidomide boogie
Me getting it on with your mom
Correct approach to shitting
b uuuuhhhhh ggaaaaaaawwwwwwk
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
  • Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin’s dick.
  • Putin’s dick makes Trump arch his back.
  • Trump loves to sit on Putin’s dick.
  • The Vitruvian Modern Man
    Various stages of holding in your pee
    Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps
    Pooperation (Poop Preparation)
    Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.
    Man without arms attempts pole vault

    priming the orifice

    Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

    An analysis of trump’s posture?
    For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands at a lectern. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.
    Vlad’s highschool diary
    Kenshi character creation