Next time the dad says “Well that went quicker than I thought” you just repeat the same line he said to you.

Time crawls when your kids don’t speak to you during retirement.

Moral high ground. “I’m disappointed in your lack of ethics,” and walk out.

This is gay but is it fake?

Bring home a boyfriend and call both of them daddy

Or you could move out of mom and dads house and be an adult.

Don’t be gay