Whatever you do, do not look into the eyes of the pizza delivery person that lives in our serverroom, do not accept their goods. Its a trap.
It’s a mimic, they have adapted from dungeons into the server room.
Hey listen bucko, I have to go into large data centers once every few days and those places already creep me out. So I would really appreciate it if you stopped putting imagery like this into my head.
You know once you’re inside they’ll let the other one go free