GodricQuick! before the woke gets em!
GiveOverWhoa, wrong way round! The daughters got him drunk on purpose so they could rape him and have his kids.
TheTechnician27And why is he “King” Lot in this? I actually can’t tell if this is 7D gigabrain satire or if this comes from some loose recollection of hearing a Bible story 20 years ago.
Edit: also, the image looks GPT-generated. What the fuck is up with the boy’s Polnareff-ass head, why is his left leg melting, and how is the dad’s left arm wrapping around him?
FuglyDuckSo in the story where they’re hanging out in the cave, his daughters thought they were the last people on earth and had an “obligation”
If you think this gives Lot a free pass, though, remember earlier, when the strangers (apparently angels,) were hiding in his place and the sodomites came out, he offered his own daughters to get raped instead.
Regardless, this entire affair is something that never happened.
I do know the story. Did you mean for this to be a top-level comment?
Sodom and Gomorrah
The part with the crowd is meant to depict him as dedicated to hospitality, as was the duty of a host.
and he bribed the crowd to go away by offering up his daughters for a massive train.
Think they consented to that? Like, Okay. he’s a good host. He chose to be a good host at the cost of protecting his own daughters.
Well, yes, back then, that was seen as a virtue. The idea was that he, as a good host, was willing to bear the cost of ensuring his guest’s well-being.
Keep in mind, this is the same setting where a farher is told to kill his son, and it’s treated as a sacrifice by the father. The patriarch is the only one who fully counts as a person.
SchmooThe realization that much of the bible was written by and for people who kept other people as property, considered all women and children to be property by default, and was itself - at least partially - an attempt to justify this practice through religious sophistry is what led me to become an atheist when I was growing up. I started reading the bible because I was confused and wanted moral clarity, but it turned me off of Christianity entirely, even though I do still hold some fondness for the story of Jesus.
boy’s Polnareff-ass head,
The kid actually bears a resemblance to kevin in home alone, doesn’t he? Maybe it’s just the red sweater on the blond kid, but I would swear it was him.
LOL, I was gonna say! King James Version for the purists:
32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
And they started two major lines! Good one girls!
Somehow, this bit was left out of my Sunday school instruction. No idea why.
Yeah, sounds more like they raped the dad. Also as another comment pointed out, I don’t recall him being king either.
That’s his story.
Dude disappears into the desert for years with his daughters and comes back with both of them pregnant. I’m not going to lend to much credence to what he says happened.
He couldn’t have lied, that’s a sin
The same story says that a bunch of towns people showed up at his door to rape his guests. Lot offered his virgin daughters to be raped instead.
For some reason, Lot and his family were considered the only ones worth saving in that city. But not his wife, because she really wanted to be back there. That’s unforgivable.
YTG123For some reason, Lot and his family were considered the only ones worth saving in that city.
Only because Abraham pleaded with God to save them
Genesis 18:16-33? Abraham doesn’t plead for Lot, specifically. Lot had settled there after breaking off from Abraham because their herds were too big to support both of them on the same land. He wasn’t a native inhabitant. Abraham pleads for the rest of the city to not be destroyed at all. After going at it a bit God says if there were even 10 righteous people in the city, he wouldn’t destroy it, but there aren’t. God then saves Lot and (most of) his family while destroying everyone else in the city.
Lot is kind of a dullard throughout the whole thing.
It’s infuriating to me that so many modern American Christians interpret the story of Sodom and Gomorrah as a condemnation of homosexuality, when it was actually intended to be a condemnation of living lavishly and hedonistically while refusing hospitality to strangers, bizarre as it may be. They managed to twist a parable that calls you to help immigrants in need into a cautionary tale about gay sex.
I was taught the latter interpretation and only discovered the intended message after reading the bible myself.
Dude didn’t exist. Genesis is a collection of myths, not a historical record.
The old testament consists of books that were old legends when they were written down (like Genesis), books that were contemporary fiction (like the story of Iob), books that are poetry (like Song of Solomon) and books that are historical (like the Book of Kings).
Of course, even the historical books need to be taken with a chunk of salt, they have a lot legends, folk tales, miracle stories and other fictional elements mixed into them. But the difference is that the historical books contain real people who for the most part actually existed, while the other types of books in the bible are completely fictional, either expressly (as in the case of Iob) or due to them being legends.
Sadly, there’s a ton of people (both christians and non-christians) who don’t know that and think that everything in the bible was meant as a hard historical record, and then you get stuff like in the OP. (OP went a bit farther, misquoting pretty much everything about the story.)
That’s about as smart as picking up a random book from the library, believing that everything that’s written there is meant as pure fact, and then complaining that a caterpillar doesn’t eat all the different kinds of food that the little caterpillar ate.
LibertyLizardPublic sun screen stations? Do those exist?
Yes but his name is Don and only applies to kids
Ewww, ewww, ewwwww.
kersplooshPublic sunscreen stations? It’s about time! If there’s anything I learned from the '90s it’s that everyone should wear sunscreen.
Despite being a white guy, I hardly ever wear it. If I’m going to the beach and catching reflections off the water and sand all day? Yeah. Otherwise I can hardly tan, let alone get burned. My little kids are very pale, takes 'em all day to catch a slight burn. Weird.
Despite smoking for 20+ years, I’m fairly wrinkle free at 54! I should look like a Shar Pei. Weird.
Lookin’ good for 54! Not nearly as pale as I expected before clicking that link.
Thank you! BTW, from the waist up, those are women’s clothes from the thrift.
I don’t mean to invoke phrenology but the little girl on the right isn’t doing the right any favours.
Her bloodline is as pure as the driven snow there hasn’t been an outsider there for generations.
lime!it’s her bedtime pancake, don’t judge
CarbonIceDragonWhen did bidets become politicized, that’s a new one for me
Tampons and spicy food are the ones that got me, lol.
Stephen Miller doesn’t eat spicy foods. In fact, he doesn’t use any condiment other than mayonnaise.
NOT_RICKSome of the most conservative guys I know were talking about their tushy bidets, it was cracking me up. Not sure how that breached their tough guy firewall
Not sure how that breached their tough guy firewall
South Park, maybe?
Definitely possible. I do recall telling them about the space toilet I pooped on in Singapore and that convo led into that South Park episode
Maybe they can’t tell the difference between bidet and biden. Because, you know, they never research what either does or what effect it has.
OP, are we having slop for content again?
Yeah… something looks really weird about their faces. Is this not even one of the more recent models?
You think I made this shit? Fuck no, I stole this fair and square
Honestly in this case I think AI was a deliberately chosen medium - it’s a parody of alt-right memes (if the original creator didn’t just outright steal one) and those are AI.
Although it’d be hilarious if an actual artist deliberately imitated AI art.
“We have slop at home.”
Honestly in this case I think AI was a deliberately chosen medium - it’s a parody of alt-right memes (if the original creator didn’t just outright steal one) and those are AI.
Although it’d be hilarious if an actual artist deliberately imitated AI art.
I’m sorry, kids. Slop is all they have time to scratch together in their busy day, and if you don’t like it, then cook the goddamn meal yourself or go to your room & think about what you’ve goddamn said. This slop will be waiting for you when you’re starving.
Bunch of fucking ingrates.
BigBenisBidets are woke??
Having a clean ass is for homosexuals and Communists, duh!
In case people don’t believe this, it’s a real thing. Idiots aren’t wiping their asses because they legitimately think that touching your own ass is gay. And these people are allowed to just walk around freely in the world, no death penalty or anything.
Finding out that eating pussy, washing your hands or ass are all gay helped me come to terms with being a trans lesbian
Yeah, that’s why the only tradesman I know with one is in a union. He’s even friends with queer people.
Based man!
Yeah, he’s a great guy
Legit some men think if you even wipe (!!!) your ass, then you’re signaling to gay men you’re available for sex. Well, at least this can lead to some Darwin awards (normal fecal bacteria can be somewhat nasty, but bacteria in poop that is not fresh is extremely bad).
That’s so nasty I would have found it hard to believe if I wasn’t aware of just how outrageously homophobic some people can be.
Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)Tampons and spicy food is woke?!!
“Everything I dont like is woke. The less oi like it, the more woke it is!”
PotatoesFallis now.
ckmnstrBurns worse than continued rural poverty, the growing social divide AND the Epstein Files combined. Ergo it MUST be a liberal ploy!
Spicy food being foreign usually (and in some wacky people like John Kellogg, too ‘exciting’ and may cause sin), and iirc tampons because they go inside unlike pads, therefore sinful.
Gonna eat something spicy for tea tonight just to spite em lol
There is/still is a big deal with snowflakes who get upset when they see free tampons in a public bathroom.
Imagine having such a good life that tampons of all things ruins your day