Mastodawn

Also, techbros: "AI is going to change everything, nothing will be the same, adopt it or get left behind"

Senior devs: "Well golly gee, now that's something I've never heard before . . ."

@MichaelTBacon @raganwald @gvwilson "Been left behind my whole life. Why should I start worrying about it now?"

*10 new super-shiny things appear on the horizon*

Young dev: "ooh, those are the future! Let's go—"

Old dev: <hand out blocking the way> "Hang, on, wait for it. . . "

*7 of the 10 super-shiny things crash and burn in a fiery ball that can be seen from space*

Old dev: "almost . . ."

*1 of remaining shiny things turns evil and starts eating everything near it*

Old dev: "okay, let's go."

@MichaelTBacon @crazyeddie @raganwald @gvwilson Slight error. It was 9 out of 10 and the 1 last remaining.

@dalias @MichaelTBacon @raganwald @gvwilson That's often the cause of calamity, yeah.