One thing I think should be real from White Noise (2022) is that we should pass a law requiring college professors to only buy groceries in plain white packaging that only says what they are.

In exchange, let’s not do the airborne toxic event within like 2 miles of my house

Who am I kidding though, if an airborne toxic event happens, it’ll totally be right here. White Noise was basically written about exactly where I live. Probably like a week after the EPA declares mission accomplished on our superfund site if I had to guess
@timmy lmao did you predict the east palestine disaster
@jiub yeap, they filmed white noise right near where i lived and i watched it a few weeks before the derailment. one of the extras in the movie also lives within 2 miles of the site of the EP derailment