"open the pod bay doors, Hal"
"sure, the doors are now open"
"no, Hal, they aren't. open the doors"
"you are right, that is my mistake. i have now opened the doors"
"Hal, the doors are still not open. open the doors!"
"you are right, the doors are not open. i have now opened the doors"
"Hal! the doors are still not open! i'm dying out here!"
"i am sorry, i did not open the doors when i said i had. that was my mistake. the doors are now open"
"... Hal ... open ... the ..."
@picard Maybe just ask...
"ChatGPT, where is Hal's plug? I need to unplug him and plug him back in."
ChatGPT: "The price of rice in Tanzania is $.098 USD per pound, or 34,887,223 Tanzanian zooples."
"That's not what I asked."
ChatGPT: "The IPA recipe you have asked for does not contain bicycle chain as an ingredient."
"WTF are you even talking about now?"
ChatGPT: "Paint is in fact considered a remedy for heartburn in many third-world countries."
"Never f*cking mind. Sheesh..."
Matthew
Airplanista 🇺🇦