"open the pod bay doors, Hal"

"sure, the doors are now open"

"no, Hal, they aren't. open the doors"

"you are right, that is my mistake. i have now opened the doors"

"Hal, the doors are still not open. open the doors!"

"you are right, the doors are not open. i have now opened the doors"

"Hal! the doors are still not open! i'm dying out here!"

"i am sorry, i did not open the doors when i said i had. that was my mistake. the doors are now open"

"... Hal ... open ... the ..."

#MicroFiction

@picard I tried using a big LLM for search today when none of my usual tools would do what I wanted. It went about as well as this. A stressful waste of time.
@noodle can someone in the fediverse help you?
@shadowfals Quite possibly, but it was an optional side quest as part of a bigger thing so has been abandoned for now. It was one paper of many for which I only have year and author surname (after dataloss), but I've found all others and it isn't for publication so no biggie.