WaPo reports Edward "Big Balls" Coristine was injured in a carjacking. Trump and Musk are using the incident to float the idea of taking federal control over Washington, D.C.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/08/05/trump-doge-worker-washington-dc-crime/

Reichstag fire - Wikipedia

@mcepl @briankrebs I wonder if they got the same make-up artist to work on this that they had for Trump’s fake assassination attempt?