This. Just, this.
@cstross I'm now wearing a badge on my coat that is a QR code which links to a page on my personal website that (currently) says "by photographing/filming me without permission, you agree to pay me an appearance fee of £100." It's obviously an empty threat, but hey, I felt like I needed to do something.
@Scurra @cstross You should include a Paypal button.