For the younger viewers, let me sum up what I think is a perfectly normal middle aged dad experience.
Grabbed extra hot salsa I use for cooking instead of snacking. May be time for glasses. 👓
Was several bites into it before I realized. Wow. Too hot. 🥵
Dad brain: I can't throw it out, I paid for it. 🏦
18yr old brain that is always there in dudes: I can handle it, lets go!! 🚀
Actual brain and current lived experience: OMG I can never do that again, make it stop, make it stop!!! 😭