My cat’s (and therefore my) morning routine in the last days :
5.00 - Hey it’s time to wake up
5.05 - Food plz
5.20 - Wanna play meow meow meow
5.40 - Wanna go outside but you come with me ok?
5.45 - You not coming I scratch furniture
6.00 - I go outside without you
6.30 - I’m back meow meow meow
6.35 - Purring
6.45 - I’m tired I sleep on you don’t move
7.00 (my wake-up time) - Told you not to move stay in bed now