A wise man once said :

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn’t wear a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-erhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu o-or m-maybe i’ll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU

This is deep.