I mean… It’s got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume

“An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.

An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight.” -Some Eureka guy