d@nny disc@ mc²bot that rates programming languages and just calls them all good
in the vein of @pokemon_rates
i would disagree with it though
it would be fun to create a machine that makes me upset
bot that rates build tools OOOOO there's an idea
bot that rates package managers
takipsizad@hipsterelectron nobody is making a bot rating them all as good
@takipsizad "good effort but no"
sarah tonin 
@hipsterelectron bot that rates instant messagings
always says they're bad
@SRAZKVT it takes suggestions too and it always knows the right answer
@SRAZKVT could be an interesting way to ragebait if you compiled valid complaints against every language from ppl who used it. like rust? too much boilerplate, no metaprogramming, everything unstable. c? love everyone making their own utils library for everything (same for lisp)
@hipsterelectron rust ? kitchen sink language that doesn't really fit anyone except those who try to do everything, and ultimately fail.
come on you gotta make it personal
[object Object]@hipsterelectron bot that points out how likely I am to finish a given project idea and causes me to collapse into a depression spiral
@zzt doing sick depression kickflips and my signature move the depression spiral
Jon Valdés@hipsterelectron
Bot that rates AAA batteries AAA
Bot that rates AAA batteries AAA
@jon_valdes bot that rates roadside towing companies AAA
alina🐾💖✨🏳️⚧️@hipsterelectron you mean a compiler?
@alina my compilers make me upset because they don't work this would make me upset when it's working correctly. other people's compilers definitely make me upset when they work though because i have to confront the fact that my code was poorly designed and morally wrong
@alina yesterday i realized my proc macro only covered like 1% of all possible types it was supposed to modify and i wept
LR@hipsterelectron @pokemon_rates which in turn is inspired by the dog rating twitter account (defunct)
@lritter @pokemon_rates i was under the impression that account was human curated and it was kind of nice the vibe feels a little different here but i wouldn't be surprised if it were so inspired
@hipsterelectron it was indeed human curated. but a bot could do the job just as well now.
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@lritter @pokemon_rates i liked that account i did not realize it was gone
@hipsterelectron it's still there, but it's twitter that is defunct