Can someone translate this into English for the ones who aren’t doctors or biologists?

This sounds like someone was having a heart attack and they started playing with his butthole. I’d appreciate if someone could tell me that’s not the case.

I’ve been told in the past that if you feel yourself going into a fib, you should push like your trying to shit to bring you out of it.

I was in a fib for about 30 hours. They were gonna defib shock me in the next hour via my oesophagus to correct it. I needed to take a shit, and did so while my portable ECG started alarming

A minute later I was in a rapid but normal sinus rhythm

Works

Also don’t recommend a heart rate of 260, exhausting