What is a song lyric that you misheard completely?

https://lemmy.ca/post/48704515

It wasn’t until my first job at a grocery store during Christmas time that I learned it was “Feliz Navidad” being sung.

Before that, I couldn’t figure out why the cheerful song that only appeared around Christmas time was saying “Police shot my dad”

Best laugh I had in a long time 🤣😭