kingpepe8006Hot birds in your area ifykyk
CodexArcanumBananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!
Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo…
Poo-tee-weet.
iktwhy would they need to do something about it?
Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for ‘Andean Cock of the Rock’. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.
Did it look like Conan?
You’ll have to decide for yourself. I recommend safe search: moderate.
Stardate: 297347
We must boldly go in the name of science.
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I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.
If reincarnation is real I wouldn’t mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice
They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin
Yeah, horny nerds weren’t invented with computers
ObiCommon shag is fantastic.
The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.
No list is complete without the woodcock
How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!
Back in the day people be naming birds like “brown tittied groundling gayfa*ot*” and nobody be batting an eye
Swedneck“miserable titwank”
Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.
After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.
axEl7fB5Poor banana
Call me when you find the mythic shag
hungryphrogSorry, rare shag is all we got.
Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something
