@davidrevoy a lemon would be a MUCH better gift than an unexpected pregnancy with roaches so she definitely needs to be grateful.
@tristen Hey don't kinkshame Life. She might give *you* a gift too.
@tristen My man, I am on mastodon talking about human women magically becoming pregnant with insect larvae, and that's the *least* awful gift I could imagine the anthropomorphic personification of life giving someone. What do you think?
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk I think not. Especially since your comment(s) come of of nowhere.
@tristen I'm not sure if you're playing along or actually hostile here. Comments "come out on nowhere" on public forums all the time. Did you think this was somehow a private space? I have sad news for you.
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk No, its just that your comment is wildly inappropriate for the comment/content you're posting about. Very odd thing to say about an all-ages comic that has nothing to do with what you said. Not trying to be hostile.
@tristen ohhhh I see. You're the Tone Police. You didn't display a badge so I didn't recognize you. Sorry Officer, I'll be more careful to only post *approved* content in the future. Would you be willing to double check my posts before I post them so I don't run afoul of the unspoken rules you've privately inferred about a public forum?
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk Lets say the post was a kid's comic. Would you say the same thing? Would it be appropriate? You CAN say whatever but sometimes so things aren't right to say in some context. Didn't your parents explain that to you? I don't think I was being hostile at all.

@tristen if it's a kid's comic it should be tagged "children's comic".

But it's not. And it's on Mastodon. I guess it's ok to post photos of burning, starving, emaciated children's corpses from war, but God forbid I make a silly gross comment about a comic because that might hurt *real* people. Ie, your little social group that you're trying to tone police for to achieve some sense of control over a chaotic world that scares you.

@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk Alright, I can see I'm not talking to a reasonable, rational adult. Good luck to you.
@tristen hey man you're the one who said this was for kids. Now you're saying I'm too childish? 😂
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk I'm saying that when having a conversation, you're obviously only wanting to troll and argue. Did you look up the artist or what you're commenting on before you posted your weird, gross, sexual message?
@tristen You started the argument by being judgemental and priggish. Why are you surprised I'm not agreeing with you? Get over yourself. You're being a jerk.
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk I'm not at all surprised. I expected you to get defensive and unwilling to see how inappropriate your comment was in the context. I'm sorry you feel I'm being a jerk. Maybe you could think about what you say before posting? I doubt you will though.

@tristen my man, please take your own advice first. Think through why you felt the need to make a negative comment on what I said on someone else's post before you start acting like I pissed in your cereal.

Did they ask you to sweep their doorstep clean of the riffraf? Did anyone?

@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk I replied to your comment because it was a disgusting and crazy thing to say on a thread about an all-ages comic. If didn't expect anything, why post such things? I didn't start the conversation, you did. I already said, I was hoping your reflect and maybe not post such disgusting things when its not appropriate to do so.