Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

https://lemmy.world/post/33357613

This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen
Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it
Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days… don’t ask why just pack!
Not very functional
UB must be Undefined Behavior.

packsge arrives

open box

NULL.

reality crashes

Or maybe reality is JavaScript, and it just gradually assimilates everything around it into an error type.

A JavaScript universe would also explain about half the news.

NullReferenceException. Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
Perfect, please put it at the end of my bank account!
I would be terrified to open that box
I would be terrified not to open that box too.
i wouldn’t risk getting sucked into a null hole
C’mon, we all end up at /dev/null eventually. Just don’t gaze long into it or it might gaze into you.
Yeah, the moment you look at it you may experience a null pointer exception
you’re worried about nothing
On it’s way to Null Island
Null Island: Like No Place On Earth

The Republic of Null Island is one of the smallest and least-visited nations on Earth. Situated where the Prime Meridian crosses the Equator, Null Island sits 1600 kilometres off the western coast of Africa...

Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered “Null”: radiolab.org/podcast/null
NULL

A story about folks who’ve disappeared and the computers that deleted them.

Radiolab Podcasts | WNYC Studios
Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.
I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…
Opens package. Contents:
You cannot grasp the true form of the product.
DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

**SCP Agent: ** What’s in the box?

SCP Scientist: Nothing

SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it.

SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

SCP Agent:

SCP Agent: Is that bad?

SCP Scientist: Very.

“Soundwave… what is in the box?”

“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”

“What is a Hatsune Miku?”

Soundwave’s Arch Nemesis

Soundwave's Arch Nemesis

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If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level

Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is

Object Classes - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

The SCP Foundation
Let’s hope you’re ready to handle this package. Try your best!
So that’s why my variable can’t be null, you’re hoarding it to yourself!
This is nothing to worry about
I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.
It won’t arrive, lets see,… tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won’t be expecting it.
at least it wasn’t my NaN. poor birds been dead for years.
So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?
Why is there a dead cat in my box?
“Customers who bought this also bought: VOID”
My nullo?
You can order whatever kind of callperson you want, we won’t judge.
Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.
Congrats! Enjoy your null 🙂

Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

But we don’t reall know until we look in the box
if (packet != null) { ... }
Hello I would like to report an undefined behaviour
There’s some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.
When you order an Optional
Imagine holding a null in your hand… hopefully they sent you only one, and not zero nulls, or worse… -1… and don’t even get be started on imaginary nulls.
Guys hi, just looking for some support share, a Fantasy Adventure Story, for all ages and just some entertain with some storyes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVIvQ1wsgg - maybe you are curious
Moon Path - Film

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