Ah yes... NULL has been shipped
Ah yes... NULL has been shipped
packsge arrives
open box
NULL.
Or maybe reality is JavaScript, and it just gradually assimilates everything around it into an error type.
A JavaScript universe would also explain about half the news.
**SCP Agent: ** What’s in the box?
SCP Scientist: Nothing
SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it.
SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.
SCP Agent: …
SCP Agent: Is that bad?
SCP Scientist: Very.
“Soundwave… what is in the box?”
“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”
“What is a Hatsune Miku?”
If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level
Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is
One of these lil guys?
He’s a cute little fella…
Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!
null in your hand… hopefully they sent you only one, and not zero nulls, or worse… -1… and don’t even get be started on imaginary nulls.