This Trump hand injury is nonsense. Why hasn't the mainstream media heard of Acute Punchelonitis, or

Chronic Punch-Elon Fatigue Syndrome (CPEFS)
Elon-Punch Neurospasmodic Disorder
Hyperelon Punchmania
Elonic Punchular Dystrophy
Punch-Elon Cognitive Dissonance

Do your jobs!