One of the not-funny-but-kinda-funny things about needing glasses is having to remember precisely where you put them when you take them off because you can’t see them.
My black-framed glasses are perfectly camouflaged on a side table made of dark wood with even darker wood grain, especially with how blurry everything gets.
@jamie When mine fall off the table, I have to use my phone to zoom in on the floor so I can see well enough to find them.

@jamie

1st Spot - touch the top of your head, I tell ya 🤣