CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
"I'm nimble like a cat."
Yeah, but like which cat?
Paul_IPv6anyone who says that cats are always elegant and composed and always land on their feet has never lived with a cat. :)
groxx@paul_ipv6 @catsalad
* spends three minutes calibrating a jump over a gap they could easily step across, barely makes it *
* gets on top of bookshelves, nimbly walks across them, bumping into absolutely everything and knocking many down, then lays down and stretches, pushing more off *
They are beauty, they are grace, and they often fall flat on their face.