ArbitraryValue

A dog hit me with a stick

https://sh.itjust.works/post/42453451

A dog hit me with a stick - sh.itjust.works

He picked up a big stick in his mouth, spun around, and whacked my hand hard enough to leave a small bruise. I thought it was funny, but not so funny that it would make sense to share the story anywhere but here.

Jul 19, 2025 at 10:30pmWeb
Show threadlessthanluigiJul 19, 2025
It is pretty funny lol
Show threadbetterdeadthanredditJul 19, 2025
Sweet pup just wanted to share. Must’ve been a really good stick.
Show threadjittery_shibeJul 19, 2025
A bruise of pure excitement!
Show threadLost_My_MindJul 19, 2025

And I bet the lil guy just looked at you with pure excitement. Completely unaware what just happened.

At least it wasn’t your balls! Then again, at least you still HAVE your balls! Unlike your dog…

Show threaddohpaz42Jul 19, 2025

My dog gets so excited when I get out her harness and leash that she, with her just big enough stature, will jump up on her hind legs and proceed to sucker punch me in the balls.

~Every. Single. Time. 😮‍💨~

Show threadBCsvenJul 19, 2025
Your dog saw the video of the spinning stick dog, you were supposed to jump over it
Show thread✺roguetrick✺Jul 19, 2025
Now realize thanks to Issac Newton he got smacked in the mouth just as hard.
Show threadArbitraryValueJul 19, 2025
I don’t think it works out that way. Hitting someone else with a club is a lot less painful than being the one hit by a club.
Show threadkamenladyJul 20, 2025

A dog

A random or your good boy?

Show threadArbitraryValueJul 20, 2025
Not my dog but I was the one walking him.
Show threadJackcooperJul 20, 2025
If you bit the dog in return you could’ve been a classic news story