I don’t get it…

Is he an astronomer? Or is that the name of his company? If so, who here had ever even heard of him, or his company prior to this?

Yet somehow this is major news? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

It’s news because it’s fucking hilarious. The clip is funny even without knowing it’s a corporate scandal. But the context makes it even juicier.
At least I can take solace in the fact that I don’t need dumb shit line this to be entertained.
Found the cheating CEO…

Hilarious. I don’t find dumb shit like people cheating on their significant other and getting caught because I’m not an edgy teenager and suddenly, I’m a CEO?

I fucking wish.

Being the CEO of a company, big or small- is exponentially better than being a random dipshit laughing at the folly of others online.

This rant troll thing you’re doing is definitely an edgy teenager thing to do.
I don’t think you understand what “rant” or “trolling” means.