Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save up enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.
@dpnash @lowqualityfacts a variant of that one is: 20-something mined one bitcoin back when you could do it on a graphing calculator then sold it for $LARGE_NUMBER. Read to learn the secret to their success.
Young person: "Yeah, nobody knew that Bitcoin would be big back in the day, but I just had a feeling ya know?"