CAT OWNERSHIP:
1. Kitten decides she doesn’t like her food any more.
2. Try new foods; notice kitten loves one of them.
3. Buy small case of new favorite food.
4. Watch kitten inhale it.
5. Order new case of new favorite food.
6. Kitten decides this is the worst food she’s ever been given, in fact how very DARE you bring that into her house.
7. Go to #1.