Anna
CalligrafaeHow do you dry off after a bath/shower?
Top to Bottom
Dorsal to Ventral
Widdershins to Deosil
Yesteryear to Hereafter
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Talia, girt by gays@welshpixie where's the option for the wind tunnel they test rockets in?
Zatty 
@welshpixie @SuperTaliaDX could be any of them depending on wind speed.
Low, facing away from the wind: Dorsal to ventral
Mid, hanging onto a railing by your fingertips: Top to bottom
High, your panic somehow creating a tornado: Widdershins to deosil
Ultra, air molecules spontaneously combusting from friction: Yesteryear to hereafter
Ricós@welshpixie Stochastic checkerboard, of course.
@enriquericos Of course ;p
Ben Zanin✅ In the direction of water flow, which under usual circumstances is dictated by static terrestrial gravity but in special circumstances could at least theoretically be overridden by (e.g.) centripetal force or ambient [high speed] draft
🔥Cassandra🔥@gnomon @welshpixie Like that time on Enterprise, when the gravity went off while Archer was in the shower.
FiXato@welshpixie Top to bottom, but leaving the actual bottom to last 😂
Chris Simpson@welshpixie summer or winter?
SheddiOutside to inside?
Schroedinger@welshpixie If you don't do it widdershins to deosil you can find yourself unexpectedly in the otherworld.
Naked.
Not a good prospect.
Gosunkugi@welshpixie I like to have the scullery maid hold a towel against my damp hinterplace, then I daintily rub against it.
@Gosunkugi I've heard that method is catching on recently!
ElegantMechanic@welshpixie Secret fifth option: shaking like a dog to spray everything around me.