Dear Europe. Please take me in. Do you have any English speaking countries? Your laws seem to be geared towards benefiting people. Not tyrants and corporations.
They did have one heavily English speaking country, but those guys peaced out a few years back. Now it’s just Ireland and Malta (where English is an official language).
I was sure it was, but looking it up now, it seems it isn’t. In any way, Cyprus was a British colony, and so people here are very likely to speak English.