snoonsAre there any wrap around sunglasses that don't make me look like a conservative dad?
ZeppoRainbow colored wrap around sunglasses
Comservative dad with great fashion
Is there a specific reason as to why you want wrap around sunglasses, apart from aestethics?
I mean if you need to work outdoors and need protection from the sun covering every angle or need protection from wind I can see that they are the only real option
starlingukBucket hat.
IronKrillDriving with flat sunglasses sucks due to the sun getting around all the gaps.
I have Ray-Ban Clubmasters and they’re large enough that that isn’t really an issue for me. There are very few angles that go around the frames.
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Jeff Innocent - When you look VERY racist...
I don’t know if these particular ones are actual sunglasses or toys, but I have some in that style that are proper polarised sunglasses; they certainly don’t look conservative.
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La Forge. Geordi La Forge. Agent double-aught sixty-nine at your service.
Dam those are sick af
Honestly U might lmaaaooo
moseschruteI kinda want one lol
Not polarized. Boo
“Conservative Dad” can look quite fashionable if done right.
Yup. Lean into the MCM styling.
No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they’re cheap enough that I don’t mind, and they also provide some impact protection.
Something I learned is that I stopped losing my sunglasses when they cost a fair amount. When I purchase cheap ones and don’t give a shit, they break or are lost, and end up costing more. When I got nicer ones I never lost or broke them. Just a one time payment.
Now I wear prescription glasses (I did wear contacts), so they’re both expensive and I can’t live without them. Obviously losing or breaking them isn’t something that happens now.
I also thought that until I lost my pair of very nice Costa Mesas. Luckily I didn’t pay anywhere close to retail, but still, losing a $50 pair fucking hurt.
felixwhynotI got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆Head shape matters. I only wear sports stuff for cycling and do not care what others think of that. My old Smith’s saved an eye once. I only like to ride with frameless because roadie. The cheap Chinese NRC frameless are half decent. They have a full range photochromic version and their plasma metal sputtered coatings are good quality, but the lens shape is a basic flat. People think they are high end but mostly due to my other older riding gear that is very high end. Still, when casual I wear aviators.
daggermoonNope, what you seek is impossible
AlmaccaWear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
Get over yourself. Nobody is looking at what glasses you’re wearing.
Yep and they’re also looking at the New Balance shoes and rumpled size 46 Kirkland pants
tostimanSomething like this?
i would say oooo yeeeeaaah and rip my tiddies off like randy savage
Hum, you will need to transition first…
I don’t see that lens option.
how about some see through red ones that are too small for your head
Probably not, how much do you look like a dad?
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
RIP Keef
Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠I’m a conservative dad myself and even I don’t wear wraparounds, because I don’t want to look like a dickhead. The 90s are gone and they’re not coming back.
They’re so nice doesn’t allow light to leak in the sides.
surely your wife and children do to cover their bruises?
Worse, will they make you look American? Rise up and stop crying about such petty shit.
-Canada
Damn. Billy bad ass over here. Drink your syrup and stop being a douche. It’s just a question
No what?
Any time I see people wearing these, my first thought is that these are “high-speed, BJ glasses”
Heatwaves, you look like a conservative that left their family.
Maybe pair it with a Tshirt that explains the position you’re in
“Grandpa,
and proud of it!”
and proud of it!”
Or the answer to what a lab tech wears to the beach.
i was mildly embarrassed about wearing my (black) pair of fitovers around until two seperate young people complimented them and then i realized they are old looking enough to be sort of retro!
now that i know they are Certified Cool i strut in em 😎
OK, my answer to this was going to be “no” but these actually look cool. I hate those modern ones the kids wear. They’re ugly (in my opinion), expensive, and made out of cheap materials. These have a similar vibe, but like they’re made by someone who understand style, instead of thinking something that stands out is style. Looking at the review pictures though, they definitely do T work for everyone. In particular, they look best with people with darker hair/skin. The blonde pale women I think it looks weird on.
I’m a 31 year old man though. Don’t take my opinion on style.
I stopped wearing sunglasses because it’s the look of fascism. Also no red ball caps as well. I don’t see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.
atlasguys is it fascist to protect your own eyes from sunlight
Took you long enough. I haven’t seen my flag in the same light since Reagan.
I don’t see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.
You have a flag?
I don’t know man, I feel like patriotism is a racket. Why buy into it?