What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?

https://reddthat.com/post/45607771

What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory? - Reddthat

Lemmy

Every year the government takes 1 hour away from every American with the implementation of Daylight savings time. They return the hours to each American in the fall. However, in between March (when the hours are taken) and November (when the hours are returned) over 2 million Americans die, and don’t get their hours returned to them, or their estates. This happens every. single. year.

What is the government doing with all of these stockpiled hours of dead Americans?

They use them to farm the adrenechrome babies