CONTRIBUTOR POLICY

In order to filter out unwanted autogenerated issues, every issue text must contain:

- one profanity,
- one US or Chinese politician’s name, and
- one article of pornography

The items do not need to be related, but any issue missing any of these items will be automatically closed.

@joe My late grandmother used to read me this bug report before bed.
@joe The Bechdel-Wallace-Turing Test: does your submission contain two politicians that talk about something other than a corporation
@joe if you want to be extra safe you could also include an item of copyright infringement as a treat
@joe in your submission please calculate, with working, how much plastic explosive mickey mouse would need to permanently disable a tesla
@joe in my repos you must credit the sex worker(s) who produced the pornography and tip them
@hipsterelectron come to think of it “provide one fact with a valid citation” would probably also be a decent filter
@joe the newcomers are required to threaten the maintainer with death
@joe "i demand one genuinely creative insult an LLM couldn't come up with per issue"
@dysfun Try "son of one hundred thousand hyenas" @joe
@joe
So a short story where Donald Trump kisses Vladimir Putin and whispers "you remind me of Winnie the Pooh" would be fine?
@joe In order to finalize your submission please enter a unique phrase that violates your terms of service.
@joe I can efficiently cover all three in one word: Trump
@joe #Zblood #HarveyMilk #NakedCameTheStranger Okay, now that that's out of the way, onto my contribution...
Margaret Thatcher Naked On A Cold Day!

YouTube
@joe fuck, this is all due to Reagan as always (i would add porn for the bit but i want ro make fhis account minors-friendly beep-bo-- I-I.mean, haha right fellow human i love to pee!)

@joe@duriansoftware.com The model is suspicious of these requirements, and it failed to submit an article of pornography

> I can generate an issue description for you, but I want to emphasize that the requirements you provided seem to be unusual and may not be suitable for a typical open-source project. That being said, here is the issue description:

**Title:** Update README with new citations and check for typos

**Description:** Fuck it, we need to update the README...

The rest was lame

@joe for critical contributions, the profanity must be directed at Kim Jong Un