howiecohenJul 12
That was close. If I had lost my streak again this quickly I'm sure I would have been kicked off of this platform.
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Show threadMarcoJul 12

@howiecohen

Wordle banishment!

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Show threadDustin D. WindJul 12

@madeingermany @howiecohen The marketing team spent a lot of money on signage branding the store's shelving lanes as "promenades" to try to make the store sound classier, but at night the stockers just snickered and called them the "Wordles".

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Show threadhowiecohenJul 12
@MySideIsHumanity @madeingermany maybe we can get influencer jobs as Wordle Ambassadors!
Show threadDustin D. WindJul 12

@howiecohen @madeingermany I'm sure your skills could balance it, but corporations would hate me… I'm way too fond of examples of this IRL, like when FedEx bought Kinko's and came up with the slogan
Make It
Print It
Pack It
Ship It
to encourage up$elling their services.

Overheard one cynical employee, disillusioned with skill level / quality control going into the trash since the buyout, transmogrified the order-taking/production process to
Take It
Duck It
Fake It
"F**k It".

Show threadhowiecohen
@MySideIsHumanity @madeingermany CVS offered a mutual friend DM of ours a job but only if cutting her salary to what it was 10 years ago. Sounds like she resigned yesterday. All hail our corporate merger overlords.
Jul 12 at 9:30pmWeb
Show threadDustin D. WindJul 12
@howiecohen @madeingermany I'm on the fence…in terms of categorization, would you think it's fair to say that "a-la-Mr.-Creosote capitalism" is a subset of "end-stage capitalism"? 
Show threadhowiecohenJul 13
@MySideIsHumanity @madeingermany I may have to check with my poli-sci professor friend on that one