The G-DDamned Unix Man You fuc1d ago
Dgar

Me: Can I eat the cake in the fridge?

Them: If you like, but the dining room might be more comfortable.

Jul 12 at 5:05amWeb
Show thread𝄞 ♮ Barnet Boy 🇮🇹1d ago
@dgar I'm with them.
Show threadRamenCatholic 🐢🌈1d ago

@barnetboy in this weather? If I could comfortably sit in the fridge, I would.

@dgar

Show threadcatraxx 1d ago
@dgar  
Show threadMaj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel1d ago
@dgar 😆
Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷1d ago
@dgar 😄
Show threadDziadek1d ago

@dgar

This should carry a warning. I’ve splattered milk and cereals all over my keyboard. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Show threadDgar1d ago
@DziadekMick 🤭
Show threadDziadek23h ago

@dgar

Noticed the AUS reference. And was suddenly reminded of Kevin Bloody Wilson, who once caused me to physically wet my pants. On a tape. That must have been over 25 years ago. I used also to like Paul Hogan. Used to watch his TV show. Go well.

Show threadswope1d ago
@dgar
It's seems you are roommates with someone who identifies as a "dad".
Show threadSimon 🌞1d ago
@dgar eating the dining room?
Show threadAngua 23h ago
@dgar

Hey I like to chill while eating cake!