Lizzy MillerJul 10
XKCD Bot
#3113 - Fix This Sign
Jul 9 at 8:15pmWeb
Show threadMarcel WaldvogelJul 9
@xkcd @qwertziop
What is this payment for backslash conversion therapy?
Show threadChristoph MaierJul 9
@xkcd
Thoughts and Prayers to fix this sign
Show threadcathosJul 9
@xkcd there goes doc and bonnie with their chainsaw and gasoline again. 
Show threadSteven HoeferJul 9
@xkcd Fix the kerning in THI S: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Show threadgroxxJul 9
@xkcd $10,000: get rid of the QR code
Show threadDave 🐶Jul 9
@xkcd But how do you make it a subscription model???
Show threadDaarinJul 9
@Cyberoutsider @xkcd Bringing up a new sign every week.
Show threadMarcelo MagallonJul 10
@Cyberoutsider @xkcd the fixed version will contain new … issues.
Show threadAndrey DarkCat095h ago

@Cyberoutsider
Maybe introduce new rendering bugs in each next version of the sign, like, someone pays to fix font kerning, then the owner of the sign does it, but breaks aligning/centering again

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Show threadzvhxxlJul 9
@xkcd
"Fix This Sign"
What will it cost to get a true message on it?
Show threadRailmapsJul 9
@xkcd Your missing a huge market by having no misused apostrophe's.
Show threadArtemisJul 10
@railmaps @xkcd oh yep that'd get me handing over the cash. urgh.
Show threadGene Cowan 🏳️‍🌈Jul 9
@xkcd @lisamelton This could work. I’m already feeling itchy.
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellJul 9

@xkcd

Looks like a good gig to me

Show threadPatrick Morris MillerJul 10
@xkcd Needs quote marks. There'd be a huge slap fight over ASCII vs Unicode (ASCII is the correct answer) and you'd get paid every step of the way.
Show threadBenjamin BraatzJul 10
@kentenmakto @xkcd *slap* Unicode! Unicode based on the quoted language! “English”, „Deutsch“, « Français », …
Show thread日本語まあまあJul 10
@xkcd the hover-over text (aka alt text) just saved me $100. Cool!
Show threadMan of SandJul 10
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Show threadKarl-Heinz ZimmerJul 10

@xkcd
😁
Reminds me to the proverb:
"If you really hate someone
teach them to recognize bad kerning!"

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Show threadohesoJul 11
@xkcd @xtaran Hits *all* my buttons, and I’m not even a designer