Tabitha 
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Earlier today I was fiddling around with my wedding ring and absentmindedly removed it and put it back on the wrong hand, aaand upon discovering that I accidentally caused a minor skin injury trying to remove it because it got stuck
I'm smart 
Steve: Babbler of Gay Things@tabitha we'll just have to move to one of those European countries where they wear it on the right hand.
@rantingsteve Well yeah but then I'd run into the same issue of accidentally putting it back on the wrong hand and we'd have to move back
Way too much effort!